He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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