let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
did i just pee glitter
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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