I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
