love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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