white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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