Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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