Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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