I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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