Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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