That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have tasted many bathrooms
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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