is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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