I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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