if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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