I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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