Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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