Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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