at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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