how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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