there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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