If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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