Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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