i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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