You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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