Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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