Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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