I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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