All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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