How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize