Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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