so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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