Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize