halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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