So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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