im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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