Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I got inside last night via doggy door
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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