grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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