I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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