He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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