She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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