So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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