Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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