Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
