why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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