Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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