Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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