Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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