Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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