oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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