just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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