I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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