a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Fuck me I smell like cheese
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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