she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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