So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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