Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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