THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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