Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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