What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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