Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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