He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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