the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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