he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This is my gift to your gina
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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