I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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